The other day, as I was driving out to the mountains, I saw a bumper sticker on a car that made me laugh out loud. It said "Tea Parties are for little girls and their imaginary friends." And I'm positive Sarah Palin is the Mad Hatter in this scenario. I thought it was hilarious, but then again, I don't like the Tea Baggers. Of course, I don't like any of the political parties. That got me thinking about other bumper stickers that would fit other political parties and their friends. You may have seen these on Facebook when I originally posted them as individual posts, but I didn't want them to disappear into the FB void where I own the content, but FB uses it in my sidebar as a page suggestion or some sort of advertising that I knew nothing about. So here they are in all their dirty, muckraking glory.
Sarah Palin is the Mad Hatter.
The Democratic Party is for people who don't have friends, but would like to buy some.
The Republican Party is for people who have friends and would love to help them so long as they don't have to do anything, pay anything, and can make a buck off of it.
The Green Party is for people who have given up on friends and would rather hug a tree.
The Independent Party is for people who have no friends.
The Libertarian Party is for people who want to be free to shoot their friends.
The Socialist Party is for people who want everyone to be their friends....with benefits.
The Nazi Party is for people who want friends who are exactly like them.
The Occupy Movement is for people who don't want to say who their friends are, or what they are planning on doing, or where they are going.
There you go. If you have a political party and want to make fun of their friends, I'll add it to the list. If you have a political party and you might want me to make fun of their friends, let me know and I'll do my best.
Take care, and remember, vote with your mind, not your party.
