A NOSE SMOKING POLICY

In an attempt to stop the annual 4/20 pot smoking rally at the University of Colorado, police and university officials have deployed a new secret weapon in the war on drugs: fish fertilizer. University officials announced they would shut down the campus to any non-students or non-faculty in order to stop the annual "Smoke In" held on campus that police and officials describe as a party and not a protest. To help with this effort, all the lawns on campus were sprayed down with fish fertilizer, which reeks like dead fish, to keep people from congregating around the campus. 

It seems to be an odd tactic to keep pot smokers away considering that many of them smell strongly of body odor, wear waaaay too much patchouli oil, and love skunky smells. It seems that the intended targets of the fish smell may not even notice it through the dense fog of hippy-stank they carry around with them on a regular basis. A non-smoking student on the way to class stated, "I'm somewhat used to the hippy smell, but when you add the fish stink in with it, I'm not sure I will be able to concentrate on anything except trying not to vomit." At least for one student, it seems the university's attempt to keep 4/20 from disrupting the school day has failed. 

A few blocks away, near the Boulder Creek, hippies are smoking pot in peace without the annoying smell of fish harshing their buzz.